liquidstar:

this was the funniest scene in the entire anime and i think you all need to watch it

noirhund:

glumshoe:

sight balls. vision spheres. spherical photon receptors. globular sensory input units.

these here are my trusty lookin’ balls

laurajschwan:

Isn’t this ravens plumage gorgeous?

lazifyre:

Hello I have a headcanon that every time Frumpkin is recreated he comes back as a different breed of cat

mysticalcoffeequeen:

gwomped:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

sweetbonbonqueen:

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

I saw this before I left work last night and had a quiet hope, and today I checked my phone at about quarter to two, while I was still on my lunch break, and I’ve just got a job interview with the BBC next week

I’m not a big believer in anything much but I’m so happy holy shit. So like unrelated note but something real good happened to me at 1.42 today lol

Can’t take any chances these days

Here goes

catchymemes:

Instagram: @maloart

agreedt:

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traggotry:

name a more iconic duo than a straight man and punishing his family for his bad mood 😍🙌🏻😩i’ll wait

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

just discovered a neat trick. if you make brownies but dont cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate 1 brownie

do not do this

ampervadasz:

Unmute!

otherwindow:

Cowboys are just a type of Mage:
- Guns replace wands.
- Big silly hats.
- Ponchos replace robes.
- Chaps and boots replace witch stockings.
- Horse familiars.
- Incantations causes the drawl.
- Saloons are potion bars.
- Occult takes place at High Noon instead of Full Moon.

junk food is always better than no food 

bogleech:

I’ve met people who will actually argue against this but if your choice is between going hungry and getting fast food or snack food….PLEASE JUST FEED YOURSELF. It is 100% lying, evil, dangerous bullshit that some foods are “so bad for you it’s better to eat nothing.” It is never ever better to go hungry. Malnutrition is more dangerous, more immediately, and more long-term than any consequences of eating a damn twinkie or a cheeseburger.

pulmonary-poultry:

nabulos:

terror-billie:

ernmark:

I’m running a pre-bought campaign in a sci-fi setting

Totally not-shady NPC: I’ll need you to retrieve my secret cargo from the abandoned spaceship, but it’s very private, so don’t look inside–

Player: Is it a girl in a box?

NPC: …What?

Player: This is a sci-fi story, and there’s a box you don’t want us to look into. There’s only ever one way that ends, and it’s always with a girl stuffed into a box.

Other Player: Hey, we don’t even know how big it is. It could just be a cigar box.

First Player: Okay, you’re right. It could be a bunch of sex toys. How big is the box?

NPC: It’s… uh… six feet long by three feet wide by three feet deep…

First Player: Ugh. Okay, fine. Somebody pack a crowbar and a spare set of women’s clothing. We need to go get this girl out of her box.

uhhhhhhh…….

One day I’m going to run a sci-fi campaign of some kind and there will inevitably be a girl-sized box that the players are not allowed to open

And when they open it instead of a girl there will be 12 possums that immediately escape and create possum-related mischief until they can be put back in the box.

anxietyproblem:

sensorymon:

rippels_paperlover